Phil Ossifer

Joined 4 years ago from New Zealand. Last activity 4 weeks ago.





Phil Ossifer is a regular sort of bloke. If you passed him in the street you wouldn’t give him a second glance. Yep, he’s just a normal everyday Kiwi joker.

Who am I kidding?

The guy is a bug eyed lunatic!

To say you wouldn’t notice him in any crowd, no matter how large, is to say you wouldn’t notice a white rhino laying down in your living room.

And by the way, if you do have a white rhino laying down in your living room, I hope you have got a SmartStrand carpet because they are the only ones that can stand up to rhinos. And if you care about your rhino’s welfare you had also better make sure you’ve got a bottle of Lysol disinfectant because that kills rhinovirus.

On a more serious note, Phil also writes CD & product reviews on www.epinions.com under the name Kiwifella and guides on www.shopping.com under the same name. He can also be found writing blogs under the name Writerman at http://writerman-ohmyblog.blogspot.com and at http://writerman.blog.co.nz  and writing further articles at http:// www.xomba.com also under the name Writerman

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  • Politics and Social Issues (9)
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    Lest we forget (forget what?)

    4 weeks ago

    Catch phrases can be useful, but sometimes their original meaning is lost after many years of repetition. Every so often we need to go back and look at what they really mean. Now is one of those times

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    Crying lone wolf

    3 months ago

    Telling lies can get you into serious trouble and there are times when credibility your can be the difference between life and death. This just might be one such case.

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    A pokie in the eye by a sharp operator

    3 months ago

    Sometimes you have to take a gamble in life, but you need to asses your odds first. The first rule is never to try and take on the house because the house controls the outcome...always.

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    What’s sauce for the goose is sauce for the propaganda

    5 months ago

    Governments these days are masterful at creating the right environment for the legislation they want to create. They frequently use fear to get you to agree with them. Semper vigilans!

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    To Little; too late

    6 months ago

    Removing a sticking plaster from a hairy body can be daunting. Many like to slowly pick the plaster off, but often it is less painful to yank it off in one brisk movement and be done with it.

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    Curiouser and curiouser

    6 months ago

    There is incompetence and then there is negligence and finally we have all wrapped up in one an inglorious combination of the two, which the New Zealand judicial system has perfected.

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    Flagging a problem or the politics of distraction

    6 months ago

    Politicians under the spotlight for their damaging policies like to find a piece of fluff to distract the public. The New Zealand Government is currently pulling just such a stunt.

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    Too many footballs on the political field.

    6 months ago

    Sometimes the field gets messy and you just want to kick all the extraneous rubbish into touch. This is one such time.

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    Do not argue with an idiot

    2 years ago

    It is always tempting to argue with someone who is spouting absolute rubbish. But frequently you will only be setting yourself up for more disappointment and frustration if you do so.

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