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Phil Ossifer

Joined 3 years ago from New Zealand. Last activity 12 days ago.

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Phil Ossifer is a regular sort of bloke. If you passed him in the street you wouldn’t give him a second glance. Yep, he’s just a normal everyday Kiwi joker.

Who am I kidding?

The guy is a bug eyed lunatic!

To say you wouldn’t notice him in any crowd, no matter how large, is to say you wouldn’t notice a white rhino laying down in your living room.

And by the way, if you do have a white rhino laying down in your living room, I hope you have got a SmartStrand carpet because they are the only ones that can stand up to rhinos. And if you care about your rhino’s welfare you had also better make sure you’ve got a bottle of Lysol disinfectant because that kills rhinovirus.

On a more serious note, Phil also writes CD & product reviews on www.epinions.com under the name Kiwifella and guides on www.shopping.com under the same name. He can also be found writing blogs under the name Writerman at http://writerman-ohmyblog.blogspot.com and at http://writerman.blog.co.nz  and writing further articles at http:// www.xomba.com also under the name Writerman

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