Phil Ossifer
Phil Ossifer is a regular sort of bloke. If you passed him in the street you wouldn’t give him a second glance. Yep, he’s just a normal everyday Kiwi joker.
Who am I kidding?
The guy is a bug eyed lunatic!
To say you wouldn’t notice him in any crowd, no matter how large, is to say you wouldn’t notice a white rhino laying down in your living room.
And by the way, if you do have a white rhino laying down in your living room, I hope you have got a SmartStrand carpet because they are the only ones that can stand up to rhinos. And if you care about your rhino’s welfare you had also better make sure you’ve got a bottle of Lysol disinfectant because that kills rhinovirus.
On a more serious note, Phil also writes CD & product reviews on www.epinions.com under the name Kiwifella and guides on www.shopping.com under the same name. He can also be found writing blogs under the name Writerman at http://writerman-ohmyblog.blogspot.com and at http://writerman.blog.co.nz and writing further articles at http:// www.xomba.com also under the name Writerman
- 12 days agoPhil Ossifer published the new Hub Looking after number one in a number two situation66
- 2 weeks agoPhil Ossifer published the new Hub Bean there dung that (or how to get out of the poop)70
- 5 weeks agoPhil Ossifer published the new Hub From cardboard cathedrals to plasticine porters with looking glass ties67
- 5 weeks agoPhil Ossifer posted this comment to the Hub The kindest cut of all
- 5 weeks agoPhil Ossifer published the new Hub The kindest cut of all59
- 7 weeks agoPhil Ossifer posted this comment to the Hub Listen with Motherf***er Goose
- 7 weeks agoPhil Ossifer published the new Hub Listen with Motherf***er Goose60
- 8 weeks agoPhil Ossifer was awarded the Engaging Content accolade
