Phil Ossifer

Joined 3 years ago from New Zealand. Last activity 4 weeks ago.





Phil Ossifer is a regular sort of bloke. If you passed him in the street you wouldn’t give him a second glance. Yep, he’s just a normal everyday Kiwi joker.

Who am I kidding?

The guy is a bug eyed lunatic!

To say you wouldn’t notice him in any crowd, no matter how large, is to say you wouldn’t notice a white rhino laying down in your living room.

And by the way, if you do have a white rhino laying down in your living room, I hope you have got a SmartStrand carpet because they are the only ones that can stand up to rhinos. And if you care about your rhino’s welfare you had also better make sure you’ve got a bottle of Lysol disinfectant because that kills rhinovirus.

On a more serious note, Phil also writes CD & product reviews on www.epinions.com under the name Kiwifella and guides on www.shopping.com under the same name. He can also be found writing blogs under the name Writerman at http://writerman-ohmyblog.blogspot.com and at http://writerman.blog.co.nz  and writing further articles at http:// www.xomba.com also under the name Writerman

My Content: Hubs, Answers, and Forums

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  • Politics and Social Issues (3)
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    The Crimea of the century

    4 weeks ago

    Wars have been with us since the beginning of time. There are always reasons put forward for why they have started but most of the time the real reason is the same for all of them.

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    Giving the voters the brown eye

    4 months ago

    Sometimes political leaders run away with the idea they are untouchable. But every so often they need to be taught a lesson and all it takes is for some good men and women to stand up to them

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    Do not argue with an idiot

    16 months ago

    It is always tempting to argue with someone who is spouting absolute rubbish. But frequently you will only be setting yourself up for more disappointment and frustration if you do so.

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